Pretty lame college on San Antonio's west side. It's a backup school for many Catholic school kids which has a tendency to overbook residence halls. If you get stuck in one of those over-booked halls, have no worry - If St. Mary's students don't commute, they leave for the weekend. St. Mary's weekend atmosphere is therefore very quiet (abandoned), and their lack of extracurriculars besides sports and Greek organizations makes it pretty boring. Their expensive meal plans allow you only to buy food from its one cafeteria, which has prices slightly cheaper than carnival food but with quality much worse. Make sure your parents either give you a box of necessities or tons of money, because buying things like shaving cream or soap is quite an investment. Also home to Oyster Bake, a Fiesta event which gets so crowded that many students cannot move through the campus, therefore causing a hindrance to learning or studying that would take place in the weeks before finals.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
So long story short: If you want an average education with overpriced room and board on a ghost town campus, go to StMU.
by 70 Lemons June 8, 2009
Get the St. Mary's University mug.St. Mary's College aka SMC aka Summer Camp for big kids. Commonly confused with Mount St. Mary's, but everyone knows we are so much cooler than them. We get to spend our lazy days skipping classes and hanging out down by the river. Pot is at the top of the food pyramid right next to alcohol. Regular attire is a polo, with the collar popped of course! Pleasant, Monks, the point and the Door are always fun spots to chill (watch out for the townies at the bars tho) If its your birthday you better stay clear of the pond. Once you come here you never want to leave. So pop your collar, grab a beer and head down to the docks!!!
by smallz April 25, 2005
Get the St Mary's mug.BEST HOUSING IN ALL OF MOUNT ST. MARY'S! Where all of the alcoholics come to puke on our shit or pass out in our showers while throwing up weed, where on every saturday morning the two most obnoxious girls (even tho they r sweethearts) feel the need to scream at the top of their lungs and wake everyone else up, where you need 2o drunk sophmore girls to get ur back over some shit that aint nothin, home of the sexiest 4 girlz (Amanda, Taybi, Alina and T)where someone's either hooking up or fuckin EVERY NIGHT! where 6 am is the best time to come back home after a long night, and where the constant aroma of beer fills the hall, best RA EVER!where all the rules are broken and getting piercings becomes a hall program, where retards light leaves on fire and almost burn down the Terrace, when going out and getting drunk turns back massages into a humping session and turns jungle juice into tie-dyed bed sheets. What can we say, girls on 2nd DUB are the craziest, wildest, sexiest chicks ever!!!
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Get the St mary’s academy mug.A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS
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Meaning a place or a home to the next generation of college paloozas, supplier to young BU folk and the freshmen girls next to them with keg beer, themed parties, and more drinking games than sides on a cirlce.
Meaning a place or a home to the next generation of college paloozas, supplier to young BU folk and the freshmen girls next to them with keg beer, themed parties, and more drinking games than sides on a cirlce.
by Cornelius49 October 3, 2008
Get the 49 st. mary's mug.A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.
St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:
normal person: "so what's your major" ?
hippie retread: "huh" ?
normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?
hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"
normal person: "so what's your major" ?
hippie retread: "huh" ?
normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?
hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"
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