The stool elf

A mentally handicapped Midget, that deficates in little children's stockings on Christmas eve.

little timmy- mommy there is poo poo in my stocking
mother- oh fuck the stool elf got in the house.

wife- hey bob what is that hideous midget doing?
Bob- oh dont worry thats just the stool elf

by Fillet-o-fetus April 4, 2010

Stoolhol

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

by Debattoast July 2, 2018

scrool

fanfictionspeak.

When you hear or see something squee-worthy and want to scream, yet either embarrassment or immense self-control helps you resist the urge, resulting in a lust-induced drool.

Every time Angel hears Orlando Bloom's name, she promptly scrools.

by oemgeejacksonsforme January 18, 2010

stool drool

n. a visible crusted mix of fecal matter and saliva around the oral region of a person's face after performing anal fellatio on another individual

Benskin spent an entire hour salad tossing in his boss' office and emerged with a smug grin and distinct patches of brown stool drool around the corners of his mouth.

by AnalTox March 2, 2009

flesh stool

Another term for a penis, because of how a penis is a fleshy appendage, and a woman (or man, in gay intercourse) sits upon it like a stool.

"Yo brah, I told your mom to take a seat on my flesh stool, and she totally did. Shit was soooo cash."

by Fleshhy October 23, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010