Squonz

A person who has a propensity for losing things. These things are often house animals named after household spices.

Dude 1: Dude, where did my cat Cinnamon go?

Dude 2: I don't know dude. You're such a Squonz bro.

by Salt the Cat. October 13, 2013

squooty

When a basic bitch hasn't done her squats right and she ends up with a square booty. not to be confused with the trooty which is of a more traingular shape'

"Oh gee, look at that girl and her squooty."

by The triangular February 26, 2014

Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

squint

1) geek.
2) extremely intelligent person who lacks social skills.
3) derogatory term for such people that stereotype them as people who examine things very closely and look down on others that are not as intellectually intelligent.
4) a nickname for scientists, who "squint" a lot in their work

"The squints were assigned to examine the body very closely to find out clues about how the person was killed."

Often said in the TV Show, Bones.

by Arkaxow April 7, 2007

Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.

God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!

by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010

Squintsville

Noun. The end result of zootin': a mythical place found after searching for the land of the illustrious, enlightened Ganja.

"Who zootin'?"
"He zootin!"
"Who zootin???"
"Yo, he zootin'!"
"Damn, he is zootin'!"
"He is maaaaaaad squintsville!"

by Luigi, Turbinus Maximus, Senator December 6, 2006

squinto mode

When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.

Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀

by H3L3X June 12, 2023