Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

squickrotica

Erotica that is written largely for the purpose of grossing out the audience (also known as "squicking.")

Did you read the latest squickrotica? "She climaxed, and her mewls of pleasure that echoed through the grill of the Burger King fast food restaurant made him lose his creamy load inside of her. His sperms splattered against her cervix like a mostly-empty mayonnaise jar squirting its last contents in-between air bubbles."

by twws October 20, 2012

squishhorse

A sand sculpture of a seahorse that has been squished. Normally created by a Mark.

"Oh, looky there! It's a squishhorse!"

by LlamaHead August 6, 2006

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D

Hi stinky squishy!

by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022