I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.
by DollopOfDaisy December 26, 2021
The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
by Hi80sDensity July 08, 2013
Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
by ChetPlease420 May 22, 2020
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
by ReeceJ October 10, 2022
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 22, 2024
“This is my Squirty!”