squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.

Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!

squirrel ass nigga by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013

Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

Rag Squirrel by kmackk March 26, 2011

Buffet squirrel 

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

Buffet squirrel by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

squirrel blanket 

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

squirrel blanket by quinwithey December 18, 2008

st pete squirrel 

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.

maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.

st pete squirrel by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006

Squirrel derby

A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.

That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!

Squirrel derby by fargocindo June 21, 2013

squirrel wrangler

A person who can deal with difficult people or handle a lot of things going on at once.

A person who is usually in control of a situation, and thinks clearly in sudden, dire situations.

A person that remains organized and calm in the line of fire.

Give that project to our resident squirrel wrangler, Matt. He'll take care of it.

squirrel wrangler by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011