squirfect

Something so perfect it's squirt worthy

That shag carpet is squirfect

by Ninety one got me like November 29, 2014

Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.

"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."

by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

sea squiral

the act of fondeling your own or onther persons testicles whilst swimming

"look at that sea squiral over there what a sick bastard, theres kids here"

by hairybeermonster October 8, 2007

squircle

a square with round corners/ a circle with 4 sides

"my keyboard is shaped like a squircle"

by Geoffrey Erickson December 28, 2005

squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008

Squird

a girl preying on men's wallets, specifically at bars

These two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until I told them that there was no way I was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared

by OiGrenoida October 14, 2010