Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.

I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.

by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009

Squid

Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word

What a massive squid

by Mangwanani October 16, 2010

Squid

a fucking badass octopus

person 1- “Leo looks like he’d be an octopus”
person 2- “Nah he’s definitely a squid”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Squid

Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power

The band geeks are a bunch of squids

by googlebear October 01, 2012

squid

a backstabber, snitch, or untrustable person. commonly used by somalians.

Guy 1: Yo that guy just took my spot in line!
Guy 2: Fuckin' squid!

by tyebb September 28, 2011

Squid

S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead

by Greg June 18, 2003