squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

squeegoth

A goth that is hyper, funloving, and not really a goth at all. Squeegoths love being around goths though, they think they are "fun".

"Hi all you suicidal hotties, lets go run around" squeegoth
"..." goths

by Chelli July 29, 2004

squeebe

One who acts in manner that is not tolerable in public places

That man is pouring milk all over himself in starbucks. Report that squeebe to the manager!

by Tyler Willson December 10, 2006

squeeably cute

Similar to "squeezably cute", except rather than inviting a squeeze, the object or person in question prompts an individual to make a "squee!" noise instead.

Jemma: "Lookie here! I drew a little anime bunny!"
Annie: "OMG that is sooo squeeably cute!"
Kate: "Squeeeeeeee!"

by omgnakedpeople January 4, 2009

Squeejaw

adjective meaning cock-eyed, crooked, or generally just deviant from the ideal.

You parked the car a little squeejaw. It'll be hard to get my car in the tiny space you left me.

by the Lonely Ghost April 2, 2010

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012