Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

Squeping

verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.

The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.

by bassvillan July 6, 2006

squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.

Did you see that dude with all them hot bitches? that motha fucka's squeezin.

by jsqueezy April 10, 2012

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017