squeakin cheekin

When a penis enters an asshole, the lack of lubricant creates a noise known as a squeakin cheek in.

One night, after Alexis having a few too many margaritas and forgetting to get the lube, James went to put it in the butt and it was an epic squeakin cheekin.

by derpy_derek June 28, 2016

Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

by mregina June 20, 2014

cheek squeaker

A Fart

Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.

(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."

or

"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."

by Wild Drunken Bill II March 10, 2014

Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

squeee

An exclamation of Joy/ Greeting amongst close friends.

person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"

Alternative:

"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"

by Baloobas April 26, 2005

Squeebo

plays volleyball, loves crazy 8, went to franklin township, often referred to as “SQUEEBS”.

yo im feelin like squeebo

by janefly January 22, 2019