Squeakers

Nickname for a small cute girl who tends to inexplicably squeak when poked in the stomach or side

Person #1: "What the hell was that squeaking noise, did someone step on a puppy?!"

Person #2: "Nah, somebody just poked Squeakers."

by i dont need a freakin name August 9, 2008

Squeaker

A little kid who is yelling over the mic about he or she got rekt in a video game (Mostly Black Ops 20) and starts challenging people to a 1v1. When roasted, their comebacks will mostly about the Roaster's mom and or bitch. Beware- Their voices are extremely annoying. . .

Player: *Kills Squeaker*
Squeaker: Hey that's hacking bro!
Player: All I did was point and shoot
Squeaker: *Intensely high voice* 1V1 ME BRO. SNIPERS ONLY! I WILL 360 NO SCOPE YOUR ASS
Player: . . . Yo8u can't even sign onto Disney.com without parent's permission. STFU.
Squeaker: I AM A FaZe CLAN MEMBER! I WILL SHOOT YOU ASS AND YOUR MOM!
Player: . . . . Sit the fuck down son
Squeaker: *Squeaking intensifies and is comprehensible*
Player: *Reports*

by KpopCasanova December 25, 2016

Squeaker

A Joshua Harrison

Joshua Harrison is a squeaker

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

squeakers

Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.

I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.

by Dave What A Guy November 22, 2006

Squeaker

A kid (Usually a on Call of Duty) who has a squeaky voice or screams a lot they are commonly 9 year old kid who talk shit when they are winning or sucking ass at a game.

Squeaker: Get fucking rekt faggot

Me: Shut the fuck up squeaker

by TheRealACG May 11, 2016

Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Squeaker

An idiotic insult used mainly by people on the internet which, in summary is just discriminating against those who haven't gone through puberty yet. This is mainly used by people who have gone through puberty already whom are also huge hypocrites as they were once squeakers as well. TL;DR, it is an idiotic insult used on the internet discriminating against pretty much a wide percentage of the gamer community. You shouldn't use it.

"YOU SQUEAKER BRO LOLLL UR BALLS HAVENT EVEN DROPPED YET LMAOOO I MAY BE 14 BUT I WENT THRU PUBERTY AND U HAVENT SO HAHAHAHAH IM SOMEHOW BETTER THAN YOU NOW HAHAHAHAHAAHA" - Discriminatory idiot on the internet

by SenpaiDeadly April 11, 2020