dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

Oh my Squash

To say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Also to say when your mother makes squash for dinner the fifth time in a row.

Oh my squash!! I squashed my squash!

by TsideApe August 29, 2013

squashing

A sexual act that involves a large person jumping or falling onto the partner, therefore crushing that person with their immensity.

Some huge kinky girl was squashing me with her big giant self.. it was amazing.

by Hila February 7, 2008

squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

hot squash

A massive dump

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!

by homusbizzles December 10, 2010

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009