Dump-spunking.

The act of taking a poop, and masturbating over it.

"Dude, did you see that bloke last night?!"
"I didn't see her, but I heard he was Dump-spunking."

by Bobski911 October 22, 2009

spunkrifter

A person who likes to eat another man's spunk and then burps it up. spunk rifter

See that Jessie Thompson fae clydebank?, he's nothing but a total spunkrifter. Loves up the arse anaw so he does

by Oswaldo5 August 10, 2007

spunkified

covered with spunk, or ejaculate.

Andy: Shit did you hear that dude ejaculated during a TSA pat down search.

Liz: Good. This TSA shit is ridiculous. I hope all the guards get spunkified.

by lizzynicz66 December 2, 2010

spunktilious

sexually well-mannered and considerate. It is not necessarily a virtue in all circumstances.

He was so spunktilious that our night together was a trifle tame.

by philologue August 26, 2011

spunks

a wack mc

mc spunks your wack

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Spunkie

a crossbreed between scene, punk, and indie kids
only cool kids are spunkie

or another word for horny

oooorrr when a person prefers to give someone a hand-job with their left hand

- spread it around-

=)

"whoa that girl is wearin a studded belt, cow boyboots and has a flippin' mo-howak! Shes so spunkie!"

"Damn! she makes me so spunkie!"

"That girl gave it to be spunkie!"

by look out your window August 23, 2009

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003