Spunkfoot

A member of Acid Granny a Dublin Trolley trip shop with your Gran.

Have you seen Spunkfoot perform in

by Nathanael of Third Eye Surfers November 14, 2019

Sunfart

An abnormally large but often occurring (in the time relative to mankind's recorded history) solar flare capable of causing mass destruction to current electronics for which humans have become dependant upon to continue life on Earth.

There appeared to be a Sunfart a couple of days ago. Civilization on Earth has crumbled due to dependance on the electronics being fried.

by Davus Claymor December 8, 2021

Spunkatery

When someone or something is way past STUPID! It’s SPUNKATERY!

Boy! Dude that was eating a sandwich with his dog is SPUNKATERY!

by Musicismylifegang January 5, 2024

Spunkard

Someone who spunks.
(Similar to “drunkard” - someone who drinks.)

Why is there a stain on your pants? What are you, a spunkard?

by Auntie Floyd January 30, 2026

SpunkGurt

The act of pleasuring yourself with a sock and savoring the outcome similar to indulging in a GoGurt.

Damn did you see that guys SpunkGurt I’d like to try that

by Psychwardvibes September 13, 2025

SpunkGurt

(noun)
/ˈspʌŋkˌɡɜrt/
1. Semen consumed through a sock, squeezed out in a manner reminiscent of eating a Go-Gurt tube.
2. By extension, any grotesque or improvised method of ingesting bodily fluids via cloth filtration.

Etymology: Derived from spunk (archaic slang for semen) and Go-Gurt (trademarked yogurt product designed for squeeze-consumption

I thought I’d seen it all on the psych ward, until the day a man invented the SpunkGurt.

by PoliteMoose September 13, 2025

Jerry spunkerton

When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it

So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?

by Jerry spunkerton February 21, 2023