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Shit with piss sprinkles

Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.
by Keazy June 19, 2016
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The Oral Guillotine sprinkler

it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move

you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.
The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move

Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.
by SimonTheMemeDealer January 2, 2020
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sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011
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a lawn sprinkler

A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.
It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021
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make it sprinkle

When a guy is attempting to "make it rain" throwing dollars on the stage at the strip club, but only throws a few ones.
Stripper 1: "Looks like you didn't make that many tips."

Stripper 2: "Yeah, those wannabes at the stage really know how to make it sprinkle."

Syn. Making it drizzle
by PixieVixen April 9, 2009
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Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.
Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.
by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010
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Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
by RJH2 December 3, 2016
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