Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
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Get the Spröderen mug.The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020
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Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"
Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
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Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
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"Man, I was so *ucked up, I banged this chick and had to piss so bad I ran to the bathroom but forgot to take the condom off and pulled a Slayer Sprayer all over myself"
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