spooning 

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.

spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY

spooning by computerfreak May 28, 2007

spooning 

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.

Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!

spooning by Mecca January 10, 2006

Spooning 

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.

Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.

Spooning by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009

Spooning 

Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.

"Phillip enjoys spooning Elizabeth"

Spooning by Spongemonkey January 3, 2006

Spooning 

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places

Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!

Spooning by spooningsabitch November 4, 2010

Spooning 

According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.

for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"

Spooning by Grandmaster Cookie December 16, 2011

spooning 

Like forking, except with a different untensil.

"Hey, sexy, wanna do some forking tonight?"
"No, I think I'd rather do some spooning."

spooning by xblondexsyndromex August 19, 2006