shoeless joe

Characterized by the following actions (in order):
1) Taking crap in a pair of new or gently used shoes and then carefully pushing the crap into the toe section.
2) Approaching a homeless person/vagrant/hobo with worn shoes and offering him your "brand new" pair in exchange for his old shoes.
3) Laughing hysterically when he discovers his foot has been hot karl-ed and that he no longer has any usable shoes (hence shoeless joe).
4) Running like hell before you're beaten to death with a shit covered shoe.

Last night we drove down to the rail yard and shoeless joe'd some anonymous vagabond.

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005

spineless pheasant fetus

The nasty Will Charles Willett of your community.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.

Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.

by BellaFucking Brightside..Bitch February 1, 2009

spineless brat

A girl named Miranda Who did nothing but these people just keep trying to go on about trying to start stuff.

Me: "I'm so confused."
Other Person: "You're such a spineless brat."

by Confused spineless brat February 28, 2013

shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.

Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

spiceless

A boring or unattractive person. Those who are dry, unseasoned, and simply has no taste.

Why are they hyping up that spiceless actor who has the worst movies and is an eye sore.

by TheSiren January 23, 2018