sploopnoodle

The cousin of the poopnoodle just add a little sperm, and a little blood and you get sploopnoodle

I got a sploopnoodle from your mom last night

by Darnell Nelson August 24, 2019

Sploop

The mixture of cum and poop that comes out of the ass after anal sex

I had to take a sploop after having anal sex

by Galaxy moon November 8, 2019

splortmaster

The streamer of the century

Splortmaster sure is fantastic!

by MACKACHAZ October 27, 2020

slorpitude

The art of making asmr slurp noises while eating soup (or other moist food)

He consumed it with such incredible slorpitude

by GooseBoi January 27, 2021

Shlorpo

Fan of Shlorpian society from “Solar Opposites”

“That guy is such a shlorpo.”

by zigaroni January 3, 2023

Sploop-Sexual

To be mainly attracted to Big 6'5" Hugarian Males that have extremely hairy chests and clean shaven faces.

Aaron:OMG have you seen Dave recently ?
Adacan:Nah why
Aaron: I think he is turning me Sploop-Sexual!

by BIG D BEAN GREEN March 20, 2023

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020