Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

frog splooge

At what point in your life did you wish to look this up
the art of 2+2=5
u r mum

ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead

by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

by doughnuts July 26, 2007

splooger

a term of condescension inferring that a person splooges often, usually in excess of what's considered normal or typical

That Adam is a major splooger.

by ericccc September 16, 2008

sploogelade

when a man ejaculates into lemonade and someone drinks it.

Sally drank harry's sploogelade

by mike butler and grey dixon September 4, 2004

Splooge Hog

A female that takes a shot of man juice to the mouth and asks for more.

after a long day of swallowing man-milk on the set of a porn shoot, the splooge hog was not satisfied and craved more.

by CJ D. September 24, 2007