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Splaffer

This is a description for somebody who is accident prone, clumsy, forgetful, stupid etc while under the influence of marijuana.
"For fucks sake Tim, put your pants back on you splaffer!"

"John can't find his way out of the bathroom the splaffer!"
by pirate poobeard November 15, 2003
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splouf

Smoking cover-up device. A device in which one breathes through to cover up the smell of smoke. (Usually a paper towel roll folled with fabric softener.)
Dude, pass the splouf, Franky took a hit and we can't let the RA smell it––aim out the window, you idiot!
by smyles1010 March 5, 2009
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Splorfing

When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen
"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"
by Dadi039 November 3, 2021
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sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
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sploof

A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.

From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
by TA Reserves November 16, 2011
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sploof

The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"

SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F

A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.

If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.

If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).

You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.

Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !

The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.

I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...

Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
by kool g April 14, 2011
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sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.
I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.
by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005
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