splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter

That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

splooge frenzy

when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.

Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011

morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Ka- Shloon

Another way of saying thank you.

Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah

by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 25, 2005

sploof

a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell

"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"

by anna banana August 11, 2004