Splidge

A short burst of controllable intense excitement. Consistent with a thick and juicy slug (usually sperm) sneaking slowly out of the end of the penis.

This is not to be confused with Splurge which is much more rapid and uncontrollable.

Ahhh-ooohhhhh... mmmhhhh I just did a cheeky little splidge... in my pants.... pretty moist down there now.
At least it wasn't a splurge that could of been dangerous!

M: Hey Sugar, what do you think about me having a little splidge tonight?
W: Mmh I fancy a bit of splidging, havn't enjoyed that cheeky slug in a while.

by Brazzers January 27, 2014

splidge

The puss that penetrates through the shaft onto the balls after extreme exhaustion.

The amount of splidge that chick had on her face made me ralph!

by Matt Dillon April 15, 2006

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

Splitdom

A condom that is slip...Simple!

Dude,my wife just found out she's pregnant.

I thought you used a condom?

Turns out it was a splitdom...:(

by billybobbitch October 18, 2008

spairdu

pronounced: spare-doo

Relating to or in accordance with being a SPAIRDU or one whose existence denotes that of a SPAIRDU. A person who fills the requirements of being "that guy" without expressed mental or physical intent.

Derived from the old Frankish way of saying: "Got any spare dew?"

Did you just see that guy leave without giving a tip? Yea he's such a SPAIRDU.

by Hugh_Jabs June 17, 2010

Splindorfed

Shocked or surprised

I was splindorfed over the amount of ice cream I just consumed.

by Spencer Hastings May 2, 2018

Splidge

A different word for 'small'.

A not so common world some welsh people use for a small amount.
Example ' Add a splidge more powder to your shake' ' That balloon needs a splidge more air'

Just a Splidge more protein powder?

by ceriumcreates January 16, 2021