Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Cave Spelunking

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining

So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking

by Tayne October 9, 2016

Atlantic spelunking

taking a syringe and putting semen in it and hiding it before sex, then right before you ejaculate, you take out the syringe and inject their bloodstream with semen.

Jimmy: ay bro, i hear shatankabalquandria was a freak
Russel: yea bro, she let me hit her wit that atlantic spelunking

by Tomokiman September 20, 2018

semantic spelunking

v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.

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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2019

Glacial spelunking

Glacial spelunking is the act of inserting an ice cube in your partner's anus and then using your tongue to "cave dive" into said anus.

I heard John went glacial spelunking with Karen last night.

by LeonardoDiCaprigoat January 7, 2022

Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003