nazi sled

a german automobile such as: BMW, or a Mercedes Benz

Damn that's one good looking nazi sled!

by currline September 9, 2006

sledneck

A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.

D'you see that fuckin sledneck who wrecked his shit into a tree?

by Hitman537 December 23, 2005

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Bob Sledding

The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.

If you'd like to titty fuck her, but her boobs are too small, try Bob Sledding.

by wtfdeejay October 18, 2011

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Spedbabe

An extremely retarted and stupid girl yet also attractive.

Boy #1: "Did you see that girl in science?"
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."

by NotMe121314 November 28, 2009

sped ass hoe

A ugly sped ass hoe that is stupid asf and has down syndrome

hey Abdul you saw that sped ass hoe at school the other day I'm sick of these sped ass hoes on my momma soul

by fromthhood November 28, 2018