Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.

I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.

by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Urban Splashmine

A loose paving slab or block paving which, when you step on it, splashes water all up your leg.

Adam stood on an urban splashmine and his trousers got drenched

by Adlow_Adlow December 28, 2021

Splasharita

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

by TheVirginJamie December 16, 2008

splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

Splashball

A goofball with a little bit of splash.

Splash

by Bratley May 22, 2003

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011