stinky splash back

When someone who has an extreme case of diarrhoea that when this person excreates with a certain amount of excessive force it ricochets of the bowl and splatters on the persons back is also a common sexual technique amongst mongolian sadists

dddddddddddduuuuuude I so need a shower, i jst had a major case of a stinky splash back. Damn mexican food

by Dr Augustus Jackson October 16, 2008

The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.

Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.

by dirtysheets May 6, 2009

climactic splash back

when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.

oh mummy, I had a climactic splash back today

by BigDkKings December 15, 2016

splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

See Definition Splashcocking

by Squilled November 25, 2016

Splishack

What results after correcting a self-proclaiming elitist or authoritative.

"Oh Splishack! Jon f*ed up while he was trying to correct my grammar!"

by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005

Slashback

A lot like a flashback, but the memory that's pulled up is a heavily romanticized version of what actually happened. Usually involves two males and occurs most often in the twisted minds of yaoi fangirls.

Flashback:
Guy 1: Hey man, you all right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Slashback:
Guy 1: Darling! Are you hurt?
Guy 2: I'll be fine now that I'm in your arms, my love!

by Indemnity March 7, 2009

Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011