Old Spice Guy

A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,

but before that,

He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,

but before that,

He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.

Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing

through my eardrums.

Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.

Chuck Norris: I'm scared.

by Simsimsalabim July 22, 2010

Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

spice it up

make it more attractive, make it fun.

this is boring, i want to spice it up.

by -Spice it up December 30, 2007

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about

girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008

Pumpkin spice latte

Literally the whitest product on earth

Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS

by WhiteVanMan489 July 27, 2019