spizzle

A media document used to inform clients of how much money they need to advertise on the radio.

Send Fleener the current spizzle with account guy math.

by Account Guy August 27, 2003

spizz

To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.

Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.

by dabillll December 29, 2007

spizzle

a spork, negro

hand me that spizzle mah nizzle

by spizzilator May 14, 2003

spizzlewack

v. (Spih-zuhl-wack)

To use spit as a lubercant to wack off.
To use human saliva as a lubercant to masturbate.

Spizzlewacker - n. (spih-zuhl-wack-ur)
One who spizzlewacks himself.

Yo Betsy, get over here and gimme another spizzlewack, and I will shit on your chest and wipe it around with my feet!...(what?)

by GINGABR3AD March 6, 2007

Spizterd

Paying way too much for sexual services.

Elliot: I think I paid too much for that Ho last night.
Me: Why? How much did she get you for?
Elliot: Five thousand for one hour + train fare.
Me: Ouch dog, you got Spizterd

by MeTooAgain March 11, 2008

spizzanks

The new alternative to thanks or spanks. Used primarily when others do nice things for you. Adds a little fo shizzle to your daily dizzle!

Person 1 - "I got your ticket already."
Person 2 - "Spizzanks"

by Chris Sp May 16, 2008

Spizurkle

To spark a joint or bowl of marijuana.

1. Hurry up and spizurkle that bowl, damn it!

2. He burned his finger spizurkling the joint.

by juicebox. March 21, 2009