Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.

"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."

by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007

Spite Sink

To Berman your car

I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.

by Zips dogg August 11, 2019

Spite Stream

Starting a livestream just to spite someone that you pissed off.

I just started a spite stream because of those angry kids on CS:GO

by Marei May 31, 2017

Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

mortar spite

Setting off a mortar strike on a teammate that is camping in one area and not getting kills in Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

I had to mortar spite you because we were trying to capture C and you weren't doing shit, bro.

by duhJeenyus July 8, 2011

spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019