Spimbid

A large section of dried Cow dung that is used in cooking processes by European Gypsies. Typically the Gypsies marinade their chosen food in the Cow dung 17 days before cooking. Sausage Spimbid for example, Sausages left in Cow dung for 17 days then lightly heated before eating.

Mick: “Whaaats for dinner Miss Mick..?”

Miss Mick: “Feck off, Spimbid Sausage.”

by Bert Fegg October 29, 2007

grey spasm

where the teacher suffers from sudden spasms of course language lasting .9 of a second.

an example of a grey spasm would be when a teacher talks and someone talks over her, a spasm to that would be: 'jezuzfukincrist'.

EVERY spazm must consist of either F or a Vowel x4

by davidfallenangel November 20, 2006

O-spasm

Noun (sometimes a verb, depends on how cool you are) Synonym for orgasm, only FAR MORE INTENSE!!!!

"Hey man, did you make her have an O-spasm last night?"
"No"
"You suck"
"I know *sadface*"

by gomezmeister October 3, 2009

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

Spisketti

Spisketti is the proper way to pronounce and spell "spaghetti". When the Italians created it and named it, they were so drunk off of all that damn wine they put in their food, the said it incorrectly. Please tell your friends the correct way to use this word, or you may look like a dumb ass one day to someone who knows the proper way.

I am hungry. I think I'll go make some spisketti.

by Scianaxtus September 6, 2010