The Myspace equivalent of "Drunk Calling."
Typically involves comments left on friend's spaces that would never be made unless under the influence of alcohol. May or may not include notions of love or gayness.
Friend #1 "Whoa, did you know that Bob wanted you man?"
Friend #2 "Nah, he doesn't really think I have a sweet muffin ass, I think he was just Drunk Spacing"
A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.
Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-
Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.
Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.
In theatre, it is the act of placing tape on a stage indicating to an actor where he, or she must be at an important point in the play. This occurs periodically during blocking and usually involves glow-in-the-dark tape.
Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.
yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...