A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.
He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.
by Fearman November 11, 2007
Get the spherical asshole mug.History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".
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by Kellan's dad bod March 22, 2017
Get the Back sphere mug.He may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge penis and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. He will rock your socks off any day of the week. Also known to mean the ejaculation of a dog.
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Get the sphereicalated mug.The last name of the creator of the universe, full name not going to be mentioned due to the classification of the name by the U.S. government. Sperdakos is seen as the god of all creation to the Greeks and the Romans, though the Romans pronounce the name as "Sparticus", it is typically pronounced as Sperdakos.
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