General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

sphere

1. a three dimentional geometeric figure, where all points on the surface are equal distance from the center.
2. an incredibly fat person.

3.-To recieve sphere; to get head, more commonly refered to as a blowjob.

1. marbles are spheres
2. anyone who can comfortably fit their ass on two chairs.
3.
Me: "yo dude, your right. your girlfriend does give really good sphere."
Buddy: "WTF dude."

by li'l Steeevey July 1, 2005

Spheroid

An overweight person who is about as wide as they are tall, hence creating a somewhat spherical shape -Yet have supreme denial and arrogance when it comes to their own appearance and their ability to attract members of the opposite sex. They often walk with a strut and wear minimal clothes in public places (eg. stubbies and no t-shirt) and always 'punch above their weight' (excuse the pun) when looking to pick up.

"Put your shirt back on Spheroid!"

by Sargeant Pepper February 5, 2010

Scrotum Spheres

Known more widely as "balls", "nuts", "testicles", or "testes", Scrotum Spheres are a male reproductive organ that produces sperm and supplies the male's body with testosterone. As explained in the word itself, Scrotum Spheres are present in the scrotum, or "ballsack"

Guy 1: "Dude, this guy just walked up to me and kicked me in the crotch!"

Guy 2: "Oh, right in the scrotum spheres!"

by That guy behind you. June 18, 2011

spherical asshole

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.

He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.

by Fearman November 11, 2007

spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

by derelictus May 31, 2010

Back sphere

Another term for Anus

Kellan takes the dicks in his back sphere

by Kellan's dad bod March 22, 2017