Yankee spank

Smacking a Yankee hater with your penis in a show of dominance. Can be done in private or in front of a large group and may or may not also be followed up with a good teabagging.

My hoe said she preferred the Red Sox, so I had to Yankee spank a bitch.

by therealmeesh December 6, 2014

Briggsy spanking

A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".

That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.

Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.

Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!

by Brad December 28, 2007

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.

"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

by American Dankster July 19, 2012

Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation

"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008

Spanking

When ones bottom is bared and they are flipped over a knee or an object to be punished by hand or with an instrument which will leave them red and sore. After which they will remain bare for a corner time or the rest of the day.

“Julie pull your pants down and get over here for your spanking”

“Mom please no i’m sorry”

by Tyraaxeliaz August 16, 2019