Spedlum

Retarded kid under the age of 15

Friend 1: my brother did very well on the test today

Friend 2: my brother is a spedlum he didn’t do well at all

by Spedi December 14, 2020

speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.

"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"

by Snaledude January 31, 2022

Sped

An insult derived from the shortening of "special education".

Person 1: I can't believe I walked into that sign post.
Person 2: Yeah, you should move to the sped class. You'll be right at home.

by doughnut December 20, 2007

Spedicle

Spedicle commonly mistaken for the term sped, is an unintelligent dumb ass who believes everyone maintains a friendship with them when everyone actually believes they are a gay/lesbian prostitute and takes pleasure in laughing at them behind their back.

Lili you spedicle, you can't just ask to feel someone's muscles.

by Doctor Rigby May 12, 2014

spedass

Basically another word of headass or sped but it means that the person is really retarded to the point that everyone thinks he is autistic.

bruh stfu you spedass nibba

by boifromthehoodBoi June 8, 2018

Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects

The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.

by zach1234567890 February 22, 2010

Speddo Peddo

A speeding pedophile.

"Check out this guy coming up fast on my left in his creepy van, what a speddo peddo."

by Patatat April 27, 2009