Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
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of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
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"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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Get the speedy gonzales mug.I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.
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Get the speedy claxton mug."My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."
by mortymer May 29, 2018
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I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
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