Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏
by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021
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Speedy Gonzales

"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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speedy gonzales

Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!
Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.
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speedy gonzales

I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.
by Sega sucks my ass August 3, 2003
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speedy claxton

a man or women who cums quickly, without much direct sexual stimulation.
YEA! i made her cum, but then again she was a speedy claxton.
by c.t July 18, 2005
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Speedy McGribble

In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.
You've been Speedy McGribbled!
by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011
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speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018
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