1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013
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Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
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When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
by Shuey August 11, 2015
Get the swedish paint job mug.After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
Get the Swedish Trumpet mug.when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 8, 2009
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