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Sparta

Sparta is a small agricultural society leading the European Union. Its main values are democracy, justice and freedom of all men. Its gifts to mankind are arts and religion, and is renowned for their great army.

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!, on the other hand, (note the difference in number of AAAAAAAs) is a perpetual bloodbath notorious for their blood-red beaches, severed body parts strewn across the ground, 6 women being raped simotanously, and their hand in their pants. Residents of the city spend their free time skinny-dipping in hot tubs filled with blood, larynges, ears, eyeballs, blood, small intestines, large intestines, large intestines stuffed inside small intestines, and, to the horror of many blood. If you go to SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!, be sure to bring a large army, your balls, and several thousand gallons of moonshine.
Note To Self:Do No Take Midnight walks In Sparta, When Insane Leaders Are Around......”


~ The Persians on Sparta
by DINING IN HEELLL! February 17, 2009
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While still an okay band, one that can not compare to the magic of at the drive-in or the mars volta.
"At the bottom of the barrel, to great surprise, we found our lives."
by timmy January 21, 2005
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an additive to the first definition...

sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.

if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.
"hey, i'm holding a pro-gay rights benefit show in sparta this weekend. wanna come?"

"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"
by Anominious July 30, 2008
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A sexual act inspired by the hit movie, 300. During anal sex, when the man pulls out quickly, then shouts “THIS…IS…SPAAAAAAAAARTA” as he thrusts violently back into his girlfriend (Bones Points if he banana peels the condom).
Guy: dude, did you hear about Joe? He’s fucking Leonidas; He Sparta’d his girlfriend last night!
Girl: No way!
by Alice A2 August 8, 2009
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(adj)

used to describe something that is way beyond cool, awesome, or bitchin.
"Yo, have you seen Madden '09? That shit is so sparta."

"Last nite was fuckin sparta tho! We gota do that again asap."
by miss goodvibes October 12, 2008
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Everyone shut up about Sparta. Vernons better cuz it's dirty.
Sparta sucks. I hate living in Sparta. As soon as mom and Dad kick me out, i'll be lost and on my ass.
by Kevin1980 January 12, 2008
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Verb (Sparta-ing; Sparta-ed)

To Sparta; When someone kicks someone else very hard in the chest just like from the movie "300". Better used if person being kicked falls from a height.

Noun (Sparta)

When someone is referring to "the kick".
Verb - The frat boy got spartaed off of the roof and into the pool.

- The pirate started spartaing his prisoners off his ship.

Noun - The Sparta Leroy did on Bob was AMAZING! Although he did get detention for it.
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