Spanktologist

A person who has mastered the art and has dedicated his life to being a spank and to the practice of spanktology.

My friend Derek is master of the master of the hand and has risen to the level of a full blown spanktologist

by TimmyCee January 7, 2023

Spanktometry

The angle of impact when one is spanked by a foreign object

I decided to perform spanktometry on the patient to analyze the tissue density.

by Tom Bone October 12, 2023

spankoffski

The last name a StarKid fan (me and many others) would go crazy over because UH Ted and Peter Spankoffski obviously. (Please I love Joey Ritcher)

“Ted Spankoffski is me.”
“You mean Peter right???? RIGHT?”
“Bro I’m not a NERDY PRUDE LMAOOO”

by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023

Spankoffski

The last name of two brothers from Starkid, in Hatchetfield. They are from some musicals.

They are doomed every universe. Ted Spankoffski’s story happens in Time Bastard, where a demon yellow goat called T’noy Karaxis makes Ted trapped in time and makes him homeless. As Peter Spankoffski’s story is in Abstinence Camp, as he is in camp idontwannabang with Steph and Grace. Peter and Steph fall in love, but the axe man doesn’t like it. The counselors are dead, Grace kills axe man, just chaos, watch it for yourself.

The brothers are both introduced in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals.

The Spankoffski’s will kick your head.

But Peter has been waiting for what feels like 5 fucking years and he still has not received his goddamn hot chocolate. He has very, low blood sugar.

Actually, in summary, everything in Hatchetfield is chaos.

This is Hatchetfield! People go missing…everyday.

“Hey, you know Ted Spankoffski from the musical The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals?”
“Yeah! Isn’t he the sleazeball? Peter Spankoffski was in it too!”
“Whoa! Really?”

by starcanwrecked March 14, 2024