Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.

Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!

by Brad December 28, 2007

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.

"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

by American Dankster July 19, 2012

Skanknasty

When nasty just doesn't begin to describe something.

Guy 1: ''I've got these tickets to see Ke$ha. Do you want them?''

Guy 2: ''Hell no. That girl is skanknasty''

by Town of the Red Itch September 3, 2010

Facebook Spank Bank

A collection of pictures, speficially Facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation

"Mark's Facebook Spank Bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive."

by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008

Spanking

When ones bottom is bared and they are flipped over a knee or an object to be punished by hand or with an instrument which will leave them red and sore. After which they will remain bare for a corner time or the rest of the day.

“Julie pull your pants down and get over here for your spanking”

“Mom please no i’m sorry”

by Tyraaxeliaz August 16, 2019

Spank My Monkey

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

by J-Al January 3, 2009