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Eternal Tears of Sorrow

The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.
Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.

Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.
by Shagrath May 21, 2006
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Sorrow-slave

A person who is subjected to a friend's pain and suffering over a recent break-up. The one who has to offer a shoulder to cry on regardless of how much he/she may have hated or resented the person who dumped them.
We've all been there: you friend is broken-up with on a Friday, making your weekend plans virtually over. There's no telling when your life will be back to normal. And forget it if you happen to be a roommate of this heart-broken friend, might as well become friends with the thai take-out guy and pick out a dreyer's ice cream schedule for the next couple weeks- you're stuck as a sorrow-slave
by ricosuavay April 19, 2011
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Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.
I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022
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Sorrows Shy

A term used to describe the negative vibe given off of a person who is only friendly to the people that went to his/her Catholic elementary school. They aren't exactly mean to people who didn't go to their school, but they are in no way friendly.

Origin: Our Lady Of Sorrows elementary school and parish
"Wow, that girl is so rude... she doesn't even say hi to me!"

"Don't worry about it, she's just Sorrows Shy."
by MC Mammal August 26, 2009
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sororstitute

A Sorority member who will fuck or suck for alcohol.
Jenna became a sororstitute shortly after shallowing a fat man's load for a shot of 151.
by Nick and Jon June 10, 2006
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Sorority

A group of girls who pay to have friends.
Girls join a sorority and then pay to be in it. That is how they make friends, by money.
by Idon'tpaytohavefriends October 20, 2009
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sorority pull toy

Melissa looked forward to a session with her sorority pull toy at the party later.
by Nora O'Shaughnessy December 3, 2007
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