Sombitch

From the redneck dialect of english to it's northern hillbilly counterpart use of the term "sombitch" varies wildly. The word itself is a shortened version of the phrase "son of a bitch" and is both an insult and term of endearment. Also commonly used by hunters to refer to males of their target species

"Billy bob you ol' sombitch!" Or "well i finally shot that sombitch"

by Thatsombitch January 8, 2022

Bloody Sombrero

There are a few conditions that need to be fulfilled for this honor to be given. #1. The sexual intercourse partner has to be of Latino/Mexican descent #2. It has to be a female on her period. #3. She has to be wearing a sombrero or a similar wide spread hat. Upon filling those conditions, the following actions have to be taken: When the Latino/Mexican orgasms, it is done only into the sombrero. The desired result is a sombrero (or wide spread hat) that is somewhat dyed red which the male partner then wears the following day. All those that know of the "honor" will recognize such a feat through congratulation and similar hat wearing. Amen.

The average Green Bay Packers fan performs great Bloody Sombreros.

by Whitey McPaul January 3, 2009

King Sombra Curse

the term derived from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 Episode 1, where after battling King Sombra Shining Armor's horn becomes covered in black crystals. Thus making him incapable of performing magic.

likewise the "King Sombra Curse" would be similar to Shining Armor's dilemma, but instead with a penis.

"So how'd it go with her last night man?"
"bad, turns out I have the King Sombra Curse"
"Ouch"

by mlP3nY March 5, 2013

golden sombrero

Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.

Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.

by OgMikeBone October 30, 2009

Sombitch

The comma of Redneck English in America.

Replace (,) with the word Sombitch
Dale:"Hey you(,)go get me a beer."
Rusty:"Hey screw you (,) go get your own beer.

by Andrew Dundas November 14, 2005

ass sombrero

n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.

Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.

by tinfoil raccoon November 23, 2004

Sombs

Literally, Suck on my Ball Sack

Trevor: Yo dude go get me a beer!
Mike: Um.. sombs, you lazy asshole

by Dakicka June 27, 2009