Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

stargasmic

having star qualities and being orgasmic at the same time.

that girl is very stargasmic. check out www.myspace.com/djstargrl

by stargasmic August 5, 2009

splorgasm

when a male enters foreplay and is exploring a woman's body but before intercourse is actually taken the male busts nut, causing the sex to not happen and the woman to zip up and leave. It is very unattractive.

Dude, you need Viagra to keep from getting those splorgasms.

by Deeanna March 7, 2008

Sargasm

When sarcasm is used so effectively, it becomes orgasmic to read or hear.

"Jesus, what a sargasm."
"Lmao, that was sargasmic."

by Seabasilisk May 11, 2019

Sargasm

When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.

I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.

by Rowdypanda December 1, 2010

Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl May 7, 2011

sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004