squdge

Squdge is a tight, non-sexual hug, such as one would give a loved family member or close friend.

Grandma: "Oh sweetie, come give us a squdge."

by Algor_Langeaux June 18, 2013

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

snedger

Somebody that sniffs girls' bicycle seats

Can be used to describe anyone that has an obsession over the smell of girls or is just a creep

" Hey what was Sam doing over there by Sally's bike? "

" Oh that snedger? Probably sniffing her seat, what a creep "

by Danny336 November 28, 2013

Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.

Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."

by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011

snedge

Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow

Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.

Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'

by Chamawakata September 15, 2010

Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.

sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!

by JuciGmon July 5, 2019