Lemony Snicket

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.

Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!

by Chloe January 11, 2005

lemme snicket

It means exactly what think it means.

I slid into her dms and told her to lemme snicket

by Tirucbdhxnsjdc September 12, 2018

snucker punch

when you punch someone one when they aren't looking.

Johnie--Judy snucker punched me, so I am going to sue her.

by Forky-Hairpull April 2, 2010

Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry

I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets

by kickstanddick November 29, 2004

lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!

Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!

by Lumpkin July 4, 2005

snuckered

Played like a fool.

"The president got snuckered in Helsinky, played like a fool." US Senator Mark Warner, 25th July, 2018.

by Knowing Hands July 25, 2018

snicketesque

Characteristic of or reminiscent of the works of author Lemony Snicket. Similar to Kafkaesque, but more surreal, and may or may not include: Shady or morally ambiguous characters, people talking in code, greedy villains after your fortune, big words being used and/or defined, being obsessed with the latest 'in' items, and one bad day turning into a series of unfortunate events.

Person 1: So how's it going since you got the job at the software company?

Person 2: Terrible!!! My boss is a dick, I had to work double shifts twice cause some assholes didn't show up, the company is cutting budgets, and also I got wrongfully accused of harassment. My life has gone from Kafkaesque to Snicketesque!!!"

Person 1: : I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. "

by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 28, 2019