Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.

steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.

by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011

Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink

I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009

snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.

I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.

by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005

snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.

Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!

by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007

Snookerized

For a man to be angrily confronted face-to-face by a female with his fist subsequently connecting with her face.

Dude, that crazy bitch got in my face, so I snookerized her.

by hersheymike January 23, 2010