finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.

Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.

by ginsu417 February 19, 2004

Sinali

A hard working young person who is hard headed and likes to take the hard way before learning the easy way out. A person who does not take no as an answer no matter what. A person who always knows how to put a smile on your face even if they are in a deep place themselves. They never like show their weakness so that other people would smile and laugh. Always knows how to hear out someone and give advise but cant tell themselves that because it matches their lives as they are speaking.

Sinali is a very important person in my life , without him my life isn't complete.

by sinali March 9, 2019

salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

SIALAJM

Acronym for "Said in a light and joking manner" used to covey a general sense of aloofness in an IM or text chat with out having to type lol at the beginning of every sentence like a psycho or idiot.

Cindy: "why did you have sex with my mother!"

Jeff: *SIALAJM* "why not?"

by Petezard July 27, 2010