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Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.
Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!
by Agatster February 14, 2009
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Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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Sesshomaru

The awesomest demon in all of Feudal Japan and the present day world. He is well known in the Inuyasha manga and anime for being Inuyasha half-brother, being a human-hater, but saving a human child from the clutches of death, possessing the sword of heaven, the Tenseiga, helping in the distuction of Naraku, acctually saving his hated half-brother occasionally, trying to steal Inuyashas sword, the Tetsusaiga, for looking somewhat like he's wearing make-up/ a girl, and for being, by far, the HOOOOOOOTEST Inuyasha character there is.
Sesshy doesn't have a 'natural' love intrest, so fans have taken it apon themselve to give him pairings. Some think SesshomaruxKagura is the best, others SesshomaruxKagome, the father-daughter relationship of SesshomaruxRin that some think will escalate to something more, and the little known and little liked SesshomaruxKikyo.
He is followed around by an annoying toad imp named Jaken and the human girl he saved named Rin.
"Is that Sesshomaru over there?!"

"OMG IT IS?!"

*first girl faints*
by Cademon1 July 3, 2011
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sessionaire

Formed from session, refering to the time spent smoking marijuana. Sessionaire refers to the person doing the smoking.
"Johnny smokes at least 6 joints a day, he's quite the sessionaire".
by Brett Skipper January 21, 2004
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snese

Derives from the word "sense", but is the antonym of it!
Dude, I can't see through the snese!
by FalalaFiona November 10, 2012
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Sessnells

A person or multiple people that glued a snail to their penis
Damn, there was a whole fuck ton of sessnells down at the beach, shit was scary.
by Frank the badass from 2006 February 3, 2019
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